Sunday, July 24, 2005
A Ship upon The Ship.
My fairy godfather, Yellow the Horrid UglyCat, is a Viking. Upon his unannounced visit this morning, he brought along with him a ship-warming gift. He brought me a magical mechanised Viking Ship, it is something like those you find in our theme parks, except that this one is infused with sorcery.
Those normal Viking Ships in theme parks are usually just called 'The Viking' or some similarly conventional shit. And you think it's gnarly, well, wait till you check mine out. My magical Viking Ship is called the "The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship". It's gayish, and I like it.
The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship is a two seater and it shimmers. It's something straight out of gay-kid programs like 'Barbie the Fairy Princess', get a load of the gayness. Gay is the fucking Way.
The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship is activated by an apple switch. It's like a normal button, except that it's an apple. So, you just push the bloody crunchy apple downwards as you would with any other buttons and you are in for the ride of your life. The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship is more intense and vigorous than any other damn theme park rides, it gives you that mega lurching feeling and in addition it socks you in the stomach repeatedly. It's the most exhilarating shit you can ever find. Note: In the duration of the ride, The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship is surrounded by swirling fairy glitter dust and it plays some cuckoo melody that only Ms.Nathan can appreciate. Go figure, it's quite a sight.
Each ride upon The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship leaves me absolutely breatheless, my knees go weak and wobbly and I can hardly stand upright. The euphoria will last for quite a while, and then it fades. And that's when I know I need another ride upon The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship. Somehow I know I will never get tired of it. I mean, it's the The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship. One who is capable of getting sick of it is a fat bastard that deserves to be burned. The Magical Momotopia Fairy Viking Ship is bewitching and addictive. I'm so beyond stoked.
