Sunday, October 09, 2005
America & Iran.
Eshwinder Singh Sidhu, with a solemn frown etched upon his face, gravely informed me that the US of A is soon to be invading Iran. Apparently, Iran refused to sign some nuclear treaty.
I did a double take and went, "What the hell? Where did you hear this from? How come I didn't hear a single shit about this?"
He replied with a shrug, "CNN got say la."
Hence, I dutifully visited the CNN website when I got home. There was absolutely nothing there that even vaguely pointed to that impending invasion.
So, it is either that I am hopelessly out of touch with our modern world or that Eshwinder Singh Sidhu's a US secret agent stationed in our humble little garden city.
He is a foreign snoop, and I want to wallop his ass.