Sunday, February 12, 2006
Feel the torrid wrath of the YEPO.
During the history lecture, the pixilated ruffians of 13A50 did not give our beloved Mr. Y their fullest and undivided attention.
They actually had the temerity to refill their mechanical pencils and worst still, tore their gazes away from our phenomenally distinguished lecturer to check, the, time!
Every action bears a consequence.
As part the Mr. Y's specially disciplined squad of elite death-dealing commandos, aptly christened the 'Y's Enforcers of Peace and Order' (YEPO), Serina the Sinful and I, resolved the redecorate 13A50's homeroom.
Initially it read 'xue ye JIN pu', we gave it a minor facelift, but the result was startlingly drastic.
The Y-WAY, is the ONLY WAY. Yield;
or be slowly, tenderly,
bored, to
DEATH.
Vermins. Filthy vermins.
Sidenote: For the benefit of our non-chinese friends and those 'chinese but can't read chinese' idiots, the mandarin characters in the picture read 'Xue Ye Tui Pu', which roughly translates to, 'you are worthless glob of pigeon shit'.Okay no, that was infantile, agreed. It translates to 'a retardation in the progress of your studies'.As opposed to the original message which was 'Xue Ye Jin Pu', which means, 'an advancement in your studies.'Rarified, yes, but nonetheless, hilarious.
